I feel better now for putting it out there. Trying to find an apartment in Spain is a lesson in frustration. It seems like everything is set up for failure. You’d think this would get easier since it’s not our first time, but nope! I was having a discussion with another woman who expressed frustration with the real estate agents. It’s just her and one small dog and she is ready to give up. I could empathize because l have to say that I am in no way impressed with Spanish real estate agents. They actually suck for the most part. I know I’m going to get a lot of hate and “go back to where you came from” comments, but it needed to be said. Here are just some of the stupid reasons why flat hunting in Spain sucks, especially if you have pets.
3 of the stupid reasons why flat hunting in Spain sucks!
Laziness of the estate agents:
It is so frustrating to see how lazy a lot of the realtors are here. I have to say it was the same in Malta. A slight improvement actually, because here the listings are at least removed shortly after the flat rents. In Malta, they never do, you make calls only to find out that the listings are years old! ;-) . I’ll be the first to admit that real estate agents in the U.S suck too because they are way too aggressive and will bombard you with phone calls, texts, emails and any other way to contact you in an effort to get your business. Spain is the complete opposite where they are slow as molasses. The best way l can describe it is the old Six Million Dollar Man episodes where Steve runs in slow motion, but is actually fast. Here, you almost see the wheels turning in slow motion, only nothing gets accomplished :-).
The work day starts at 10AM and you call at 11, they don’t even pick up. It just rings, or you might get a message saying call back. No answering machine or anything, not that they would call back anyway. If you’re lucky enough to catch someone, they either just got in..or are just leaving and will call you back. Yeah! Don’t hold your breath. Siesta is from 2-5 and if/when they come back in the evening, rarely know anything about their own listings. I swear, it’s like they don’t want to make money. Ask to see the flat, and they’ll call you back because they have to talk to the owner since they have no keys. Call you back later means anywhere from 24 hours to never!. They don’t respond to emails either. If you call them, they’ll even mention that they saw the email. The worst part is that their fee is one month’s rent from both the landlord and the lessor!!!!! For that money, I would be jumping through hoops, but they are so lackadaisical. Each office seems to also share just one cell phone between the workers so you’re constantly speaking to someone different who has no clue about what you just said like 10 minutes before. This brings me to the number one kicker!
No Centralized Listings:
In the U.S, there is the MLS (Multiple Listing Service), the bible of real estate agents. They are capable of centralized showings. This means even if the listing is not with their agency, they are still able to show you the place. If you rent it, each side splits the profit equally. Not so here. If you contact an agent, you can only be shown the listings that belong to his/her company, which severely limits your choices as most have just a few. This means you are forced to deal with several agents and hope someone brings you something desirable in your time frame. What this also means for the landlord is that in order to rent their place quickly, they will list it with a bunch of different agencies. Of course, they can’t give keys to all these companies, understandably. Sometimes, the company no longer has the listing and will tell you it’s rented when it’s not. It’s insane how such a big country hasn’t been able to get it together. In my real estate loving dreams, I picture a Spanish MLS.
Dogs and Cats are Godzillas and Mothras:
I guess they picture this in their minds:
When this is closer to the truth :-)
You would think cats and dogs were 10 foot monsters with size 48 feet who crush everything in their sight. Our dogs are so well behaved and rarely bark. Let’s talk about kids screaming, yelling, crying, writing on walls and yes..destroying everything in their paths. That is apparently okay. One silly man wanted a year’s rent upfront (which we didn’t even mind paying), 2 months deposit, another 3 months put aside with the agent AND one more year worth of rent blocked by our bank (Avalo Bankario). In order to enter this piece of s***t apartment, we were supposed to lay down an excess of €15,000 and have the bank block our money because our dogs might ruin the furniture. After laughing and telling him to keep his precious flat, we kept thinking.. “if only these landlords had an idea of where we lived” :-) ;-). I kind of understand now why a lot of expats buy. Maybe it’s to avoid the headache, but I’m sure that comes with its own set of problems. There are other reasons why flat hunting in Spain sucks, but these are my top three!
Suggestions for Flat Hunters in Spain:
- Get in the right mindset. It is frustrating. It is exhausting, so get ready and don’t let it do you in.
- Forget about emailing the realtors, especially if you’re not already on ground. They won’t respond. You’ll have better luck with whatsapp which is very popular here.
- Spread your seed :-). Try and call as many agents as you can so you have a good selection of places. Check the available places on Pisos, Idealista website and my favorite one Fotocasa.
- They will never give you an answer the same day. They always have to consult with oracles or who knows what! :-)
- Prepare for a lot of No answers if you have pets. It’s a mystery, everyone walks around with dogs, yet say dogs are not allowed. Even a lady whose dog was prominently featured in the first picture of her ad said she doesn’t want dogs :-).
- Looks for places with terraces especially if you intend on living in the city. Some of them are huge, sometimes bigger than the flat itself. This will give your dogs plenty of space.
- Place an ad yourself. I got so frustrated that l placed an ad on Milanucios which is like the Craigslist of Spain. This has led to us being contacted by three real estate agents. They are now actively searching for us, but nothing has panned out yet. What l find very interesting is that they are all women. We actually ended up finding a really ambitious guy in Malaga, but he has been the exception.
- You might want to rent a place for a short amount of time while you search. We have now secured an AirBnB place for ten days while we search. Hopefully that will give us enough time to find something. Otherwise..new country here we come! :-)
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How is apartment hunting done where you are? Is it a frustrating experience like this? Do you have any tips for us?